April 2012
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Brothers
I’m watching my kid brother warm up for his basketball game after I just wrapped the shit out of his ankle. I absolutely hate that he is going to play injured and every time his feet hit the floor he is doing a little more damage. I’m sitting here paranoid as hell, afraid to go to the bathroom in case he falls too hard and gets hurt and I’m not there. I pushed it too, I was a...
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Apr 19th
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Everything I Learned About Love, I Learned Through...
Which is why I like to rub my feet over carpet until I build up a static charge and thunder-zap the shit out of women screaming, “I GAVE YOU ELECTRONS, NOW BOND WITH ME!”
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excellence...
Marina: I just hit on your baby. That's what you get for leaving her on my turf without you.
Me: You saw Baby? I'm drugged, explain yourself.
Marina: She's at UCR so I snuck into Financial Aid to say hi to her. I kept my hands to myself... Mostly.
Me: Oh yeah, she did go to talk to them. I'm not worried about you hahaha
Marina: Ugh, feelings hurt! I'm a deviant goddamn it!
Me: Yeah, but we're all getting married so I don't have to come at you with Mexican knives.
Marina: Aaaah okay. I feel better
Me: Anytime ;)
Apr 19th
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